Professional Intoxicologist T-Shirt

For those who have mastered the art of pouring, mixing, and keeping the party alive, this shirt is your official badge of honor. Whether you're shaking up cocktails or pouring the perfect pint, this tee is a must-have for anyone who takes their "research" seriously.

• 100% Proof of Good Times
• Certified in Liquid Chemistry
• Pairs Best with a Shaker and a Smile
• Warning: May Attract Party People

Wear it with pride—you’ve earned it!